(Source: lipgallagher)
This is something that should be reblogged no matter what theme you have.
(Source: chig78)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the adequate four
awful scott
Classmate's conversation about gay marriage.
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Classmate #1:
Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
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Classmate #2:
I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
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Me:
Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
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Classmates:
....
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Me:
And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
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Classmate #2:
What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
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Classmate #1:
Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
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Me:
Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
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Classmate #1:
Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
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Me:
What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
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Classmate #1:
Yeah...
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Me:
Does he love animals, too?
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Classmate #1:
He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
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Me:
Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
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Classmate #1:
....
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Me:
Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
(Source: blueberryfabray)
It's an Otaku Thing: People on Tumblr I know in real life
Me and my friends talk about tumblr all the time.
We have rules though…
Rule #1- thou must not tell what one’s url is
Rule #2- Thou must not inquire one’s comrade’s url
Anyways, one day my friend is on their tumblr i-phone app. and goes,
“This kid! I love this kid! I want to have all his…
number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash
(Source: luutopia)
Being glad that your bad hair day was on a Sunday, and hoping that your hair won’t look like that tomorrow…at the same time.
#I SHOULD BE WRITING AN ESSAY ON HELEN KELLER…NOPE!
Made an 18-minute cartoon about One Direction. Only slightly ashamed.
“Rachel and Finn’s relationship will very much be setting the scene and pace for the beginning of Season 4. They’re going to be a very central part of the show.”—
Cory Monteith
You know, whenever I watched a movie, and I saw a kid get pushed into a locker, I always wondered why they looked so hurt, I mean, it couldn’t have been THAT bad. Then, I learnt something, and this is something you only realize through personal experience…they don’t cry because they’re hurt physically, they’re trying to hold back a waterfall, because they know that people watched, they saw what just happened, and they stood there. No doubt, they’re gonna let people know, tell them that “the gay kid got pushed into a locker, again”, and you know the response, because, once or twice, they don’t notice you, RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM, when the other one says, “what a fag, he probably ran away and cried about it, the homo” and you stand there, infront of them, like WHAT THE F-U-C-K DID YOU JUST SAY, but you know that you would never actually DO something…so you just leave, and later on, you realize that you DID cry, just like they said. you went home and cried.
You know, whenever I watched a movie, and I saw a kid get pushed into a locker, I always wondered why they looked so hurt, I mean, it couldn’t have been THAT bad. Then, I learnt something, and this is something you only realize through personal experience…they don’t cry because they’re hurt physically, they’re trying to hold back a waterfall, because they know that people watched, they saw what just happened, and they stood there. No doubt, they’re gonna let people know, tell them that “the gay kid got pushed into a locker, again”, and you know the response, because, once or twice, they don’t notice you, RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM, when the other one says, “what a fag, he probably ran away and cried about it, the homo” and you stand there, infront of them, like WHAT THE F-U-C-K DID YOU JUST SAY, but you know that you would never actually DO something…so you just leave, and later on, you realize that you DID cry, just like they said. you went home and cried.
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLEDRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
CHEERS MATE
CANADIAN VERSION
WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.
USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
EAT SOME BACON
THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
TAKE A SIP.
SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
AMERICAN VERSION
FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
FINNISH VERSION
FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNAIF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE
GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA
DRINK THE VODKA
FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN
RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA
GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS
NORWEGIAN VERSION
BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE
TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE
DRINK COFFEE
…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?
SOUTHERN VERSION
GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH
BOIL THAT SHIT
PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER
ADD SUGAR
KEEP ADDING SUGAR
NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET
WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE
(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)
FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX
ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS
YES
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW MY FATHER’s MOTHER MAKES HER SWEET TEA
(How in the world do I still have teeth, geez)
REAL AMERICAN VERSION
THROW TEA IN HARBOR
I AM DYING. OHMYGOD
(Source: areyoutryingtodeduceme)